What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 06:53
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Make Nazis afraid again!
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.