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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:59

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)